there’s gonna be a lot of cocky black women coming out the woodworks
arrogant, confident, audacious, proud, haughty, bossy, pompous black women
all from Beyonce’s album
and i’m so fucking here for it
i’m beyond ready
WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES I FELL OFF MY CAHIR
Thor: “fist me captain america”
Tony: “thor i told u, it’s fist pump”
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
High-five for open minded people
this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them
"Beyonce sells OVER 80,000 copies of her new album in 3 hours."
#1 in 72 countries in less than 24 hrs
have you ever shipped something so hard that you started crying
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
Wait what if every time Harry had a “conversation” with his conscience, that “little voice” as the narrator sometimes called it, it was actually a real conversation with Voldemort via the Horcrux but none of them realised?
So like that time Harry talked with himself about dating Ginny, it really was Voldemort telling him “She’s Ron’s sister!”
Like wow say what you will about Voldemort but at least he respects the Bro Code.