bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: a-greek-goddess)

guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms

actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

andrewscoot:

someone should play with my hair multiple people even

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

zenamiarts:

Night Vale Inspires - Part 6 ♥

Previous installments: [x]

thehollowinyourchest:

That’s it, I’m moving to Halloweentown.

seasons-of-lov3:

Happy August 1st! That means 1 month until September which also means it’s socially acceptable to celebrate Autumn.

(Source: filmchrist)

dogapult:

technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

(Source: moriarty)

tennantbutt:

why did gillian anderson steal all of david duchovnys life force he looks like a creaky skeleton and she looks like the sun goddess

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

croutoncat:

August is like the sunday of summer vacation