everything about me is chlorine
my hair smells like chlorine my skin smells like chlorine my sweat smells like chlorine im pretty sure if i were to cry my tears would be 100% chlorine

one time i saw ollie sykes smile irl and it was beautiful

Artist: Bring Me the Horizon
Album: Sempiternal (Deluxe Edition)
Song: Go To Hell, For Heaven's Sake
Plays: 2,667

lostinyourstereo18:

Bring Me The Horizon- Go To Hell, For Heaven’s Sake, From the album, Sempiternal

aint no rest for the wicked

i worked so hard on those and they are golden i hope u all like them

scorpiooo
shatterdomescientist

Scorpio! Your tendency for deep thought may at times turn against you, causing you to overanalyze and become uncomfortable in your own skin. But don’t worry, you are due for a molting soon.

Lucky Numbers: 3.1415926535897932385 , 6

Word Of Advice: How many times have you looked into someones face and seen your own reflected back at you? How closely have you inspected someone else’s thoughts, actions, and emotions and recognized a pattern shared between you both? How often do you see yourself in others? When will you stop making friends with mirrors?

SAGITTARIUS
harliqueen

Sagittarius! As the Archer of the zodiac, it is often your duty to “pin” things down in your family, work, or school life. One thing you should not have pinned this week was your math teacher’s severed head to the wall. Have some class, Sagittarius.

Lucky Numbers: 14…14…14….

Word Of Advice: The answer to your questions lies in the vault of your memory. The key to your vault lies in the strongbox of your heart. The strongbox of your heart lies in the bank of your soul. You have lost your account information and cannot complete a transaction at this time.

well that was fun

capricorn
sirarthurconandildo

Capricorn! Good news, your stars are aligning quite nicely this week! Expect some big changes headed your way. Bad news, they found the body.

Lucky Numbers: 12. 62. 38. personal identification code #955104

Word Of Advice: You are in a room, walking towards a door. The door is solid, oak , with a brass doorknob that is smooth and cold beneath your hand as you move to turn it. It does not move. You become frantic, jiggling the doorknob, pounding on the door, throwing your entire body against its solid frame. You no longer know how long you have been here. You rake your fingernails and teeth over the hard wood until you’ve gutted a hole in its very center, exposing nothing beyond it but endless, liquid blackness. You reach your hand out, grasping at the uncontainable writhing mass of dark matter as it consumes you whole, twisting around you like an anaconda squeezing its prey. Your last conscious thought is of the insignificance of our universe in this gaping, yawning void.
Stay away from locked doors.

mrspanner:

How to enter a school classroom.

youarelookingatthis:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

is this what Orphan Black is like

this is exactly what Orphan Black is like

(Source: toastoat)

shinga-tumblr:

simpaticonebula:

ironychan:

cosplayculture:

Cosplay all the things…because u can!

Unless you’re fat like me.

FUCK THAT SHIT, DUDE
YOU ARE FUCKING FABULOUS COSPLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
IF YOU HAVE TO MODIFY A COSTUME SO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WEARING IT, DO THAT! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE 100% EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTER’S IF YOU ROCK IT LIKE THE GODDAMN CHAMP YOU ARE
AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR COSPLAYING YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK AND SHIT ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL

The bolded bit there? I feel like that advice is beautiful for SO MANY SITUATIONS.

shinga-tumblr:

simpaticonebula:

ironychan:

cosplayculture:

Cosplay all the things…because u can!

Unless you’re fat like me.

FUCK THAT SHIT, DUDE

YOU ARE FUCKING FABULOUS COSPLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

IF YOU HAVE TO MODIFY A COSTUME SO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WEARING IT, DO THAT! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE 100% EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTER’S IF YOU ROCK IT LIKE THE GODDAMN CHAMP YOU ARE

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR COSPLAYING YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK AND SHIT ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL

The bolded bit there? I feel like that advice is beautiful for SO MANY SITUATIONS.

(Source: anditlingers)

trilladamclark:

YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE CLUB THO 🎃👻

trilladamclark:

YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE CLUB THO 🎃👻

redreadspjo:

every book, five times a book